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  • cash rules everything around me... cream
    horanmclovin:

Your a fucking crazy ass bitch

    Replace All Straight Men With Literally Anything Else 2014

    hexgoddess:

    poet-and-i-know-it:

    I find this extremely offensive.. Jokingly or not. Not all men are assholes, you know.

    Who left this tray of lasagna here

    Drake - How About Now

    my bf:

  • *doesnt reply*

  • me:

  • [fuck this, I can do so much better than this ashy ass bitch. what am I supposed to do with some lil dick for the rest of my life anyways??? let me call his best friend MATTER OF FACT LET ME CALL HIS BROTHER. he’s not even that cute for me to be stressing over him. only reason I dated him is cause my girl told me to give his lil ugly ass a chance I'm over it tho, next! ha ha!]
  • my bf:

  • my bad I had to pee. 

  • me:

  • I thought you did! wassup babe 😍😛
  • nostalgiaultra:

    Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

    If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!

    SZA - Babylon (ft. Kendrick Lamar)

    me with daddie during a thunderstorm

    tuhree:

    teenkai:

    me: *suckin dick*

    thunder: *makes loud noise*

    me: AAH! *hides in daddie’s foreskin*

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    loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.
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